The mother of all things cliche.
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Hey guys!
This is simply just a parody of most of the clichés you read in all teen fictions rolled up into three chapters.
Featuring:
-the first day at high school
-brooding mysterious bad boy with a secret
-clumsy , shy ,awkward female lead
-hot guys
-twilight
Guest appearances by:
-1D
-Justin Bieber
-Miley Cyrus
Enjoy ! Or not.
*Note*
Heavy amounts of sarcasm inside, thou hath been warned.
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