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RomanticallyApocalyptic

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Reads 139
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Parts 13
Time 41m

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I missed the final war that turned humanity into dust, I was the last one left alive from my science team, I've been circling the dead city and surrendered finding hope of another human being...The world I once knew lost all sense of balance and slipped into a nuclear winter, as I decided to take a nap on the soft snow I thought I heard strangely familiar music... Bonjour monseigneur zee weather is rather lovely this spring, don't you find? why, you look rather shabby! Do you fancy the taste of bourbon? No? How bout an exquisite job opportunity with partial dental benefits and potential chances of advancement in zee ranks?...And that's how I met zee captain who immediately promised me "an extreme makeover"All Rights Reserved

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The Diseased by sugarcoatedthings

“When will you realize it, Ben?” I cried, throwing my hands in the air. “This is as close as a living nightmare gets. It's the end of the world, and you're forced to fight even when you know it's hopeless.” He shook his head, his eyes slightly watering, tears threatening to spill. “No...no, I refuse to believe that.” I laughed, exasperated and psychotic. “Well, take a look around you. This is a nightmare. A nightmare, and you'll never wake up.” — © sugarcoatedthings [ psiadoreyou on quotev ]

F*** Cancer, This One Did Us All In. by IgnotusCapillary

There's not a lot that can freak me out in this world. Only large animals with sharp claws, too many people touching me, bullies, hives, horror movies, sitting underneath fans or lights or anything that dangles from a ceiling, glass or wooden bridges, my mother, mosquitoes, public situations, taking a shower with nobody in the house, taking a shower with too many people in the house and crocks. Oh, and zombies. Zombies is definitely on that list. It's almost a shame too, that I have to race through a city packed full of them to find my missing family. Packed full of zombies, by the way, not crocks. (Although I don't know which situation is worse.) Now I have to not only keep my feeble body alive, but also protect (or be protected by) my two best friends in the entire world as we all try to survive in a city packed with the Dead.

Beginnings: A Story of Survival by AubbyWriter

What would really happen? The end of the world, roving groups of mercinaries, creatures pretending to be people. The end is filled with terror and death. Could love sprout? Can true love withstand the end? What happens when the people you love, die? The end comes. There is no stopping it. "It's happening, isn't it? The end of the world?" He asks, his voice full of hidden fear. "Yes. Now, get ready." I say softly. --------------- Trigger Warning: Child Death, Attempted Suicide, Traumatic

Sember (Forestfolk, Book 2) by Zoe_Blessing

Little Sember stole readers' hearts in "Siena." Join her now, ten years later, as she embarks on a quest of her own to save her people, and to finally accept her true self along the way. - - - Sixteen and struggling is not how Sember wants to describe herself. Born with the ability to conjure fire, every day is a challenge to keep the churning blaze within her under control. After nearly incinerating her parents at the age of six, guilt and doubt plague her at every turn. While the village's gifted healer is away, a mysterious disease sweeps through Foresthome, and people start dying. When her parents get infected and the resident herbalist has no solutions, she takes it upon herself to track the clues and locate the source of this unnatural plague. Joined by her brother and a handsome Iceling, they must unravel the mystery and face an unexpected enemy in the shadows. If they fail, the plague will engulf the world she knows, plunging it into dark times. Maybe a little fire is exactly what they need. --- Big thanks to @vexnir for illustrating this awesome cover.

The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever

Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.

L.O.V.E. by denissebloom04

100 years ago, amidst WW3's nuclear bombing, a deadly virus was released in the atmosphere and nearly wiping out the humanity. It lives inside the human brain thriving on the empathy receptors, leading to irrational behaviour and ultimately brain death. To slow the damage, scientists created L.O.V.E, short for Living Off Vital Emotions, a nanovaccine that numbs the virus and switches off all strong emotions. As a last resort and with a dying planet, the Supreme Government created the City, a place to contain the infected survivors suitable for the experiment. Those in the first stages of illness became ideal candidates to receive the neuroinhibitor. Having their feelings restrained and their memory altered, those who come of age are designated a life partner through a Selection process, thus preserving the humankind. A few decades after the trial had started, scientists had a major breakthrough. The nanites, which are highly chemically reactive organisms, are changing their bio-engineered purpose when dopamine levels are high. With a new generation of nanoids, stronger and smarter to fight the battle, the virus doesn't have a chance. Many attempts were made to create a man-made version of synthetic dopamine and each time the outcome was a disaster. Their goal is to create new generations, immune to the virus. These are called Purebloods, the offsprings of those who find pure love, the only cure to save them from a violent death. Running out of time, the Experiment entered in its final stages. To minimize the threats, the Colonies have sent their best soldiers to oversee the trial and protect its key subjects. If only things were going according to plan, or better...stay hidden. With Iron Guard, the resistance outside the walls, hunting the Purebloods too, will the trial save human race before it's too late? #3 in #dystopianfuture (27.06.2020)

The After Effects by NotTheMainCharacter

After it all happened, the Plague created what feels like a whole new world. Survivors created new lives for themselves and carried on with their lives. Me? I didn't get the chance to create a new life. Thanks to my absolutely wonderful father figure, I was forced to become an entirely different person. Thankfully I was able to escape his peachy influence and take some control of my new life. What I don't know is the Plague brought on after effects. Everything changed eleven years ago and only a few knew what actually happened after billions of people died. That all changes one-day though and I found my life completely flipped upside down. Cheers to The After Effects.

The Walking Love Story (The Walking Dead fanfic) by Pistol_Packin_Pixie

It's been about two months since the apocalypse has happened. And let me tell ya it gets pretty lonely when your the only thing around for miles with a voice. Even though it's lonely it never gets boring. Your either killing zombies,surviving the weather, scavenging for anything, and trying to avoid everything that is trying to eat you. Yup I'm leaving the dream......of the devil. I don't own anything from the show. I own all characters that are not part of The Walking Dead, also most ideas are from or inspired from the show.This is a story with my own twist so I hope you guys enjoy it!! :)

The Marionetteʼs Puppeteer (Volume 1) by Callme_pierre28

I don't know if I died or not, but the moment I regained my consciousness, I was already standing on a field full of grass and surrounded by trees. "W-what is that...?" A screen was floating in front of me. 「 Welcome, new adventurer! 」 "Adventur...rer?" But..... I'm so small! My body is the size of a 9 year old kid! And I don't even know what the hell happened to me. After I read some information on the screen, I was amazed that the world I was in was like a VRMMORPG. Magic exists and so does the level. "Huh?" When I look at my status, I'm not neither a mage that cast magic nor a swordsman that wields a sword, instead.... I'm a puppeteer! Will I survive in this new world despite knowing that I don't have a place to stay or food to eat? Note: This is more likely in Fantasy. Magic goes bruh broom brr. Also, there is some terms in this stories that is hard to understand like skills, ultimate skill, so read the prologue for that one. Anyways give me a vote y'all Started Serializing on October 9, 2022 and finished: December 28, 2022 [Volume 1]

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The Diseased

“When will you realize it, Ben?” I cried, throwing my hands in the air. “This is as close as a living nightmare gets. It's the end of the world, and you're forced to fight even when you know it's hopeless.” He shook his head, his eyes slightly watering, tears threatening to spill. “No...no, I refuse to believe that.” I laughed, exasperated and psychotic. “Well, take a look around you. This is a nightmare. A nightmare, and you'll never wake up.” — © sugarcoatedthings [ psiadoreyou on quotev ]