You've read poems. You've met left-handed people. But you haven't read poems by left-handed people. (Or maybe you have, but you didn't know it. Or at least, it wasn't in the title, right?) Here, you will find a collection of short poems both silly and serious, heart-breaking and adventurous, metaphoric and face-valued; and all written by me: a left-handed nerd with a touch of outlandish humor and a mite of wistful romance. Highest ranking: #108 in Poetry (Mar. 17, 2017)