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My Crazy Hilarious Life at a Private School

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So I got to this private school called... well maybe I shouldn't say the name of the school just in case one of the students or teachers gets a hold of this and i get in trouble. Anyway its not the way most people envision private schools. The funniest stuff happens here. Theres no nuns but the teachers are all really wierd and dorky. By the way theses stories are 100% true. So since so many funny wierd things happen at this school I've decided to share them with the world. hehehe. Every day (hopefully) I'll come on here and write about what funny stuff has happened today. First I've got to introduce you to all of the people in this story. I'll start with my friends.All Rights Reserved

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