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Kuroshitsuji funny conversations

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Reads 265,128
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Parts 97
Time 23m

alois bard blackbutler ciel claude finny grell kuroshitsuji meyrin sebaciel sebastian william yaoi

In Kuroshitsuji, we don't say "I love you", we say "Yes my lord", which translates roughly to "You motherfucking punk your soul better be fucking worth all of the bullshit you make me do YOU CANT EVEN BUTTON YOUR OWN SHIRTS YOU USELESS PRICK" and I think that's beautiful.

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Hi everyone! This is a collection of short conversations between Ciel and Sebastian and sometimes other characters.
Hope you enjoy!All Rights Reserved

alois bard blackbutler ciel claude finny grell kuroshitsuji meyrin sebaciel sebastian william yaoi

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