My Mortal Enemy: My Wife

I hear the church bells ringing as if it was my last day on earth, ringing as if the bells are delighted that I would be forcefully committed to a total stranger and the fact that this stranger is not even nice, PHYSICALLY and I, somehow, think mentally gives me shivers down to my legs and to my slowly breaking heart that I decided to make the life of my soon-to-be-wife in a complete disaster… She will soon be my wife and the fun part is, she will also be MY MORTAL ENEMY...