Comeback for Pick-up Lines
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Tired of those cheesy and corny pick-up lines guys use? Well then, here is a collection of anti-pick up lines you can use.
Well, if it doesn't happen to you, you can still read it for laugh.
(Disclaimer: all content here is not meant to insult and is not mine)
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