Comeback for Pick-up Lines
Ageha_AnimeLova
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Ageha_AnimeLova
Ongoing, First published Nov 14, 2015
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Tired of those cheesy and corny pick-up lines guys use? Well then, here is a collection of anti-pick up lines you can use. 
   
   Well, if it doesn't happen to you, you can still read it for laugh. 

(Disclaimer: all content here is not meant to insult and is not mine)
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