Ask the Humanoid Mobs!!
CaliTheCreeper
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CaliTheCreeper
Ongoing, First published Nov 14, 2015
Me (Creeper): HI!!!
Bethy (Blaze): ASK US STUFF!!!
Silas and Elly (Silverfish and Endermite): *Puppy dog eyes.* Please?
Erik (Enderman): XD I can't believe them sometimes.
Suri and Kurai (Slime and Magma Cube, in that order): THE EYES!!! THEY'RE WORSE THAN ŌKAMI'S!!! DON'T LOOK!!! 
Owen (Ocelot/Cat): XD IT ISN'T GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE!!!
Me: *Screeches and hides behind Erik, hugging him in a vice grip.* I DON'T DO CATS!!!
Erik: *Facepalms and laughs.*
Gavin (Ghast): Can't... Breath... *Dying of laughter.*
Whitley (Wither Skeleton): *Helps Gavin stand.* Stop laughing and it might help. This is gonna be torture...
Ōkami (Wolf): I know...
Kōmori (Bat): She's forcing us into this...
Me: SHUT UP, PEOPLE WOULD REQUEST IT SOON ENOUGH, MIGHT AS WELL DO IT MYSELF BEFORE THEY DO!!! THEY. GET. VIOLENT!!!
Erik: How do you know that?
Yumi (Skeleton): Via and the others... 
Nō (Zombie): No s**t, they're the ones who told her about this f*****g idea...
Me: LANGUAGE!!! *Still hiding behind Erik*
Dōkutsu (Cave Spider): *Dragging his brother by his ear.* If I have to do this, so do you.
Kumo (Spider): NO!!! THIS IS GONNA BE TORTURE!!! WHY CALI, WHY!?!?!? &gt;.&lt;
Sakura (Zombie Pigman): WHY!?!?!?
Shai (Guardian): *Frozen in fear.* 
Me: ALRIGHT, JUST ASK US QUESTIONS!!! *Still hiding from Owen.*
  
(Warning: Randomness, fluff, lots of laughing, and more! I do not own anything except for my characters!)
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