the ass eating contest
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once upon a time in a kingdom far far away the magnificent king decided to host an ass eating contest. only the highest ranked and most successful ass eaters in the country were allowed to participate. harry styles was a multiple award winning ass eater and decided to enter the contest to get a pair of new shoes he had been wanting. he met a ass eating prince, louis tomlinson. his blue orbs followed harry arounf the room when he was trying to find a seat in the auditiln space. the hazelnut haired quiffed up older boy with the extreme cheekbones and the amazing ass came over to the younger 21 year old boy with his long slighyly curly hair. wow you have an enourmous ass harry said and the blue orbed boy looked at him judgingly and then spoke, ignoring the green orbed boys earlier comment. i have heard you are pretty good at eating ass, the smol person said. yes, replied harry, covering up his raging boner he got from seeing louis' gigantic bottom. TO BE CONTINUED
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