Modern Elves: A Modern Dwarves Parody

It was a while after The Battle of the Five Armies and the Elves of Mirkwood had survived. You might be wondering what specific elves had survived, and in that case, I'm gonna tell you just for the heck of it. The elves that survived were Prince Legolas Thranduillion, King Thranduil Orophorion, and Tauriel. The three had decided that they would go on an adventure, and on their adventure, they had stumbled across a portal and wondered why it was there. Legolas, being his reckless self, had fell into the portal, which eventually made everyone have to go into the portal, and they ended up in a fan's yard. They were now in the modern-day world. They were horrified, not knowing what to do, they just went to the salon and got their nails done. After that, they wandered around town and found the fan once more.