I'm here to tell you a story. This story is completly true. The only thing that changes is the names, to protect people. It might get sad at times, or ridicoulous, or you might scream at your screen saying, 'WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?' It might make you angry or it might be boring. It might make no sense whatsoever. But that's okay. All I ask is you settle down, and you enter with a open mind...