"Hey, I know you want to see me without this towel on, Dar, but you'll just have to wait." "You have got to be fucking kidding me." -|-|- Darren Brook Jr. is finally going to college. His dream college, to be exact: UCLA. He will be sharing a room with a boy named Gary Ray Booth, a narcissistic asshole who shares thesame dorm room as him. Gary is evil, rude, and too gorgeous. Darren finds himself slowly falling for Gary and his glorious and immature ways. Follow Darren and Gary through their fun, hilarious, lustful, loving, sexy, and argumentive journey through their first year of college. Just hope that they don't crash and burn in the midst of their lust.