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Son: Mom! Guess what?
Mom: Yes? What do you need.
Son: I Got Offered a Job!
Mom: Right on! Son.
Son: Yep! Can't Wait to be a Janitor?
Mom: What?
Son: Yes Janitor.
Mom: I raised an Idiot Son
Son: Anyways, Tell Brianna i miss her!
Mom: Your Telling me a 15yr old boy loves their 5yr Old sister?
Son: That's what I said...Shouldn't you be Happy?
Mom: Yes I am bye!
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