My Cheese balls are named Kevin
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Hi, I'm Kevin. I am so sad, I'm sad all the time. No one will hire me because I do not know how to smile. I am all alone, I don't have any friends. I like cheese balls. Do you like cheese balls? I have 806 cheese balls inside of my jar. I was lost at sea, well actually I jumped off a ship and floated to an island called RainbowLand It's a colorful place that has purple unicorns, rainbow dragons and happy dinosaurs that farts happiness and purple glitter. I had to try to blend to so I couldn't be seen but I got spotted by a purple unicorn, it was a girl purple unicorn and she was the most prettiest and kindest unicorn I've ever met and her name was Sparklez. Sparklez showed me around the entire island. Then she showed me her home which was made out of 3 different flavored lollipop bushes grape, cherry, and watermelon. I found me a friend at last. Sparklez showed me to her friends, one of them was a rainbow dragon, he was the king of everything, his name was Ed. Ed was sad and was crying, I asked him why he was crying and he said that there were two criminals on the loose, he said Batman and a pink panda named Ginger. Batman and Ginger were wanted criminals. Batman was wanted because he was out past his curfew and Ginger was wanted because she took candy from a baby rainbow dragon.
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