JOKES TO EARTH
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WARNING THIS BOOK IS HIGHLY LAUGHABLE ,SO YOU MIGHT EXPLODED I GOT THESE JOKES FROM THE INTERNET AND SOME IS FROM ME OF MY LIFE OF A JAMAICAN BEING AND PLZ EAT AND DRINK ALL YOU WANT BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FROM LAUGHTER MIGHT AS WELL DIE ON FULL STOMACH THAN EMPTY ONE,AM I RIGHT PLZ LIKE, STARE AND SO ON SO FOURTH PLZ ENJOY THE BOOK
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