Extreme Circumstances

I never thought that a day would come where I wasn't filled with joy when the first breeze of fall hit. I never thought a day would come were the hash browns from Waffle House didn't send an already full belly growling for more. I never thought that a day would come where walking by locker 2431 would send me to the toilets, puking. I never thought a day would come where I had to write a eulogy for my best friend.

And I never thought a day would come where I was trying to find a murderer with a jackass who had a knack for sentimental quotes.