Do Toasters Only Toast Toast?

Do Toasters Only Toast Toast?

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Last published Sat, Nov 21, 2015

I've always wondered..DO TOASTERS ONLY TOAST TOAST??errbody has told me yes but being the dumbass I am, I'm gonna NOT BELIEVE THEM and do what my science teacher calls an exSPERMint!!!

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