Yo Mama Jokes
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Last published Mon, Dec 24, 2018
Yo mamas so fat the amount of time it takes to walk around her is the same amount of time it takes to write about her...
Hey! This book is supposed to make YOU laugh so hard YO MAMA joins in.
This story is not intentionally supposed to insult anyone.
Yo Mama may seem old to you but I'm bored so here I am.
It's full of yo mamas so; skinny, fat, ugly, hairy, stupid and more...
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