Holy Saint
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Last published Sat, Nov 21, 2015
Not all saints can be called great. The finest example of this line is our favourite Holy Saint. One of the stupidest characters you would have ever come across, this guy has a stomach capacity of 50 litres, and lives in a lemonade fountain. He choreographed a dance with Mrs Stupid, and made six girls take part in it, who, unfortunately, just before the dance were bitten by mosquitoes, so Holy Saint had to dance. He's an amazing dancer, mind you- famous personalities have been inspired by him. A collection of the funniest stories you would have ever come across, this collection is a must-read for all humour-lovers :D
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