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The adventures of Derpnubeximoissajosé

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Reads 241
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Parts 14
Time 9m

This is a story about me and all of my friends and our crazy stupidity and the fun shiz we do. This is all real and not fake we did all this so enjoy my charity you enragement children. 
P.s. All charity and dong jokes owned by Alexis (creepykitty505)All Rights Reserved

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