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Parts 6
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This is a bunch of madness, some of it might not even make sense. If you wanna have a little laugh, then this is the book for you. (NB: there is broken language; GC as one would call it. Guyanese Creole)
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~Love Always
Angel Liya
A.R.P
Most of the work in here was done during free periods in school where my friend, Mika, and I made up a bunch of stupidness. So, if you wanna discriminate, then you try writing something as awesome as we did.

And also check out Mika's books:
The Sisters
The Great Broadstone (this one is abt me)All Rights Reserved

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Somewhere in Africa

Four imperfect siblings of the Malik family face many trials as they try to escape their harsh reality. That is living with a father who despises them and their mother. Each, with its personality and differences, has a story to tell. Will their love for each other triumph over their challenges? Will their life's endless drama be their downfall, Or rise them to reach their utmost goals? Meet Aisha, the beautiful, intelligent, and decent girl stuck in a triangle relationship with an ex-best friend seducing her dad, and she's still trying to get her life settled. i can't keep up with this pace Meet Kesha; Kesha is someone you don't want to get on their wrong side. She's wild, crazy, troublesome, and a dropout. Everything Alex brown dislike about a lady. Not to mention her temper. In a world where everyone thinks she's a loser and her best friend's brother hates her, She still never stops having fun, and she will do anything for her sisters. you can't bully a bully. Meet Sasha; whilst some think she's a nerd, she believes she's a beauty with brains behind those glasses. Sasha is very outspoken and she lives in a world of movies and books. Since she's In her final year in high school, she decided to make it her best year despite everything happening at home. just because I don't do boyfriends doesn't mean I'm boring. Meet Lisha; Funny, simple, silly, sweet. Lisha is the youngest and kindest among the Malik sisters, and she's also very pretty. Her sister Kesha is her idol. She thinks her sister is so cool and can do whatever she wants. She hates home, yet she's always stuck at home at the end of the day. i am scared of my stepsisters. A story like no other awaits........