In the Beginning - Michael Goldsberry - Wattpad

In the Beginning

MichaelGoldsberry

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Parts 21
Time 48m

Reads 4,334
Votes 83
Parts 21
Time 48m

MichaelGoldsberry

fiction historical humor parody

A humorous retelling of Genesis from Eve's pole dancing to "Skippy" Noah surfing to Hagar in a french maid outfit and more. Each chapter is a condensed scene making the flow pleasant and easy to follow. Weighing in at just over 10,000 words, this short novella allows you to breeze through the beginning of time in an afternoon, perhaps even saying to yourself, "I didn't know it happened like THAT."All Rights Reserved

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The Time Leaper

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