Funny & Relatable Quotes & ComeBacks

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FUNNY AND RELATABLE QUOTES AND COMEBACKS

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Mom: Clean your room there's family coming over

Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the gathering was being held in my roomAll Rights Reserved

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