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Funny & Relatable Quotes & ComeBacks

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FUNNY AND RELATABLE QUOTES AND COMEBACKS

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Mom: Clean your room there's family coming over

Me: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the gathering was being held in my roomAll Rights Reserved

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Cimorelli incorrect quotes by SoFrigginGay

Just things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.

Coffee & Cats | ✔ by taledust

"I may work here, but that doesn't mean I drink coffee." "Why?" "Well, why dont you like cats?" "I'm allergic to cats." "Then, let's just say I'm allergic to coffee." #5 in Short Story [7/15/16] Book Three From Texts and Calls Series © Copyrights Reserved

I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔ by NewWriterBug

Highest rank - #1 In humor I which a guy dials the last digit wrong and that leads to endless conversations, nonsense bickering and pranks! An honest mistake which finds him a friendship that is worth worshipping, teaches him a lesson worth learning and give him a precious gift too. It will all be revealed through this SHORT DIALOGUE STORY. So go read it and find out!

Draco's quote book by DragonWolfStudios4

Hello this is a version of my quote book that I have decided to share! This quote book is still very much on going as me and my friends still have lots of funny things to say! This quote book originally started as a book I had in a Minecraft realm but it has since been moved to a different format. Warning as some of the quotes contain swearing, some innuendos, and other things That sound bad out of context. Some quotes are the actual screenshots while others are just text. So I hope you enjoy all the out of context quotes said by the people of the KnockBack and DragonVerse/Dragon Slayer discord servers and others!

The Number On The Napkin by LunaFlore

"Is your refrigerator running?" "No, my refrigerator is not running." "Well you better...wait, what?" "Actually, it broke down a week ago because it knew that you were going to call with that stupid line and it decided it would rather die than listen to you say it. So now, thanks to you, I don't have a fridge and all of my food has gone bad." • • • Sometimes you find the crucial answers in the weirdest of places...and people.

tally hall incorrect quotes by syn0d1c_s34s0n

are YOU a tally hall fan? do YOU want to imagine tally hall saying silly things but don't know where to start? then i have the perfect thing for you (quotes taken from various generators/the internet. over. sorry!) #1 tallyhall 8/31/22 #1 borakaraca 9/4/22 #1 joehawley 9/5/22 #1 andrewhorowitz 9/8/22 #1 rossfederman 1/25/23 #1 robcantor 2/21/23 #1 zubinsedghi 10/03/23

Texting Him by Roller_Coaster16

¤ It's more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words, but rather, short, easy words, like,"What about lunch?" ¤ I chuckled as I typed back a reply, ¤ Did you just quote Winnie The Pooh so we could meet up? ¤ *** What happens when you mix a lost phone, blue eyes, basketball, and two people who never met but are the best of friends? Find out in Texting Him.

Wrong Number l.t by tumblr_lemon

ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. Shit.

Friend Group Book! by helloiamseb

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Dangerously In Love (editing) by XxPandaBebexX

I was just having a walk, from me and my mom arguing over my life and job. I usually don't let them get to me but this argument did . I regretted leaving my house when I witness something horrifying . *Do not copy*

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tally hall incorrect quotes cover

Texting Him cover

Wrong Number l.t cover

Friend Group Book! cover

Dangerously In Love (editing) cover

Cimorelli incorrect quotes

Just things that I could imagine the 6 sisters saying to/about one another. It'll be funny, I promise.