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Hetalia Crack
Hetalia Crack
thebadhoetrio
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Reads
Reads 8,520
8,520
8.5K
Votes
Votes 802
802
802
Parts
Parts 55
55
55
Time
Time 56m
0 hours, 56 minutes
56m
thebadhoetrio
Ongoing
Ongoing, First published Nov 25, 2015
Mature
Jesus take the wheel.....
All Rights Reserved
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Table of contents
Intro:
Wed, Nov 25, 2015
Massy
Wed, Nov 25, 2015
California Gurls we're unforgettable!
Wed, Nov 25, 2015
This..Is...SPARTA
Wed, Nov 25, 2015
Prussia and the Cereal
Wed, Nov 25, 2015
Facebook Chats (The NorDICK 5)
Thu, Nov 26, 2015
Vital Regions
Thu, Nov 26, 2015
Sparssia expectations vs reality
Fri, Nov 27, 2015
Bromano the Brotato
Fri, Nov 27, 2015
Bottom Bitch Britain
Sun, Nov 29, 2015
When Spain Isn't Home...
Sun, Nov 29, 2015
Spain's Booty
Tue, Dec 1, 2015
Team Revolution
Wed, Dec 2, 2015
College AU
Thu, Dec 3, 2015
Prankcalling Gone Wrong
Fri, Dec 4, 2015
What even...
Sun, Dec 6, 2015
Spamano The Musical
Mon, Dec 7, 2015
Prostitution
Wed, Dec 9, 2015
Thumb Whore
Thu, Dec 10, 2015
Requests!
Thu, Dec 10, 2015
Facebook Chats (FACE fam)
Fri, Dec 11, 2015
Never Have I Ever (Drinking Game)
Sat, Dec 12, 2015
Pen Pals Gone Wrong
Sun, Dec 13, 2015
Prussia The Motivational Speaker
Sun, Dec 13, 2015
England's Eyebrows
Tue, Dec 15, 2015
Hetalia Opinions: Hetalia Broads
Fri, Dec 18, 2015
Romano, That Kills people!
Mon, Dec 21, 2015
Facebook Chats (GerIta)
Thu, Dec 24, 2015
Ask Hetalia Requests!
Tue, Dec 29, 2015
3 Drunk Idiots
Wed, Dec 30, 2015
Hungary the Pimp
Thu, Dec 31, 2015
Sweden in a song
Fri, Jan 1, 2016
Truth Or Dare With The OC's Requests!
Thu, Jan 7, 2016
Truth Or Dare With The OCs pt 1
Sat, Jan 9, 2016
Short People
Thu, Jan 14, 2016
Bad Puns
Mon, Jan 18, 2016
Roast The OCs pt 1
Sun, Jan 24, 2016
America And Canada Should Not Be Allowed A Computer
Mon, Feb 1, 2016
OC Theme Songs
Fri, Feb 5, 2016
Prussia Just Had Sex
Sat, Feb 6, 2016
Penises
Sun, Feb 14, 2016
A Slutty Interview
Wed, Feb 17, 2016
The Face Family's Average Day
Thu, Feb 25, 2016
Speed Dating Gone Wrong
Sat, Mar 5, 2016
California Making Fun Of Sparta
Wed, Mar 9, 2016
Getting Along
Fri, Mar 11, 2016
An Average Phone Call with The Italians
Sat, Apr 2, 2016
Break Ups
Wed, Apr 6, 2016
Grounded
Sun, Apr 10, 2016
Stronger Than You (Parody)
Mon, Apr 11, 2016
Helen's Best Quotes (WARNING:OFFENSIVE)
Fri, Apr 15, 2016
Advice With The Brotatoes
Tue, Apr 19, 2016
FrUk in a Nutshell
Tue, May 3, 2016
France's Dick
Tue, May 3, 2016
You'll Be Back
Sat, May 28, 2016
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