How to Open the Goddamn Door, Satanist Style
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Do the pesky door-to-door salesmen always end up ruining your precious ritual to summon the dark lord?
Are you sick of explaining your black clothes and pentagrams on the walls to unwelcome neighbors?
Don't worry, for here are a few tips for handling these situations!
[Just for fun, if you're easily offended - gtfo pls :) ]
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