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SSOM:The Secret Society Of Muggleborns And Half Bloods

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Reads 13,313
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Parts 16
Time 45m

Goldenmaltese333

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Face it. All of the muggleborn wizards and half-bloods want to keep listening to their music and whatnot. That's why, generations ago, in hogwarts, muggleborns founded the SSOMH.

Occasionally, the SSOM does something hilarious and outrageous. Read to find out some of their craziest stuntsAll Rights Reserved

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