My Life as a killer

Welcome to this very "interesting" book. I am Jane the killer, I have a very curvy body, in other words I have big boobs and a big ass. I have long curly black hair. I wear a tight, short black dress and my weapon of choice is a knife. I hate Jeff the killer, that asshat is the one who ruined my life. I do not live with any of the other "creepypastas" because I do not like any of them. Most of them, atleast. However, I have a tinsy little crush on eyeless Jack. I am still stalking Jeffrey Woods. I swear on my life I will kill that forever smiling bastard. All of you idiots shipping us together, I request you to stop. You may not believe in me but I wouldn't blame you. After all, how can you believe something you have never seen. Santa, tooth fairy, werewolf's, vampires, ghosts, easter bunny, boogeyman, Sandman..... how can you believe in them if you have never seen them? Don't be ignorant, you can't call judgment on something simply because you haven't seen it. Don't you believe in a God?