My Life as a killer

My Life as a killer

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WpMetadataReadMatureComplete Wed, Nov 25, 2015<5 mins
Welcome to this very "interesting" book. I am Jane the killer, I have a very curvy body, in other words I have big boobs and a big ass. I have long curly black hair. I wear a tight, short black dress and my weapon of choice is a knife. I hate Jeff the killer, that asshat is the one who ruined my life. I do not live with any of the other "creepypastas" because I do not like any of them. Most of them, atleast. However, I have a tinsy little crush on eyeless Jack. I am still stalking Jeffrey Woods. I swear on my life I will kill that forever smiling bastard. All of you idiots shipping us together, I request you to stop. You may not believe in me but I wouldn't blame you. After all, how can you believe something you have never seen. Santa, tooth fairy, werewolf's, vampires, ghosts, easter bunny, boogeyman, Sandman..... how can you believe in them if you have never seen them? Don't be ignorant, you can't call judgment on something simply because you haven't seen it. Don't you believe in a God?
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I know it's not mainstream or relevant anymore, but I still like Creepypastas. A lot. After I first heard of Slender Man, it didn't take long for me to find out that he was but a tiny piece of a larger puzzle. There were a lot of stories with many more characters that many people liked. But unfortunately, it took me years to find out why the fandom was dying: Many stories, like Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Laughing Jack, Play With Me, and so on, were flawed. EXTREMELY flawed. The characters' actions didn't really make sense, there were a lot of misspellings, poor grammar, and cliches that made them broken from the start. I wasn't capable back in the day, but now I will do my best to find the best versions of their stories from the internet (or write them myself) and publish them here. I hope what I'm doing is worth it. If you have any suggestions, please send requests, I'll happily take them.

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