How Not To Kill Your Friends
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  • Reads 206
  • Votes 17
  • Parts 2
  • Time 7m
Ongoing, First published Nov 25, 2015
How Not To Kill Your Friends:

Step one: Breathe. Take a deep breath and hold in that negative energy.

Step Two: Breathe again. Think of a happy place, a place where people's brains are not getting smashed to the curb by your baseball bat.

Step Three: Breathe once more.

If that doesn't work, write their name down on your list and then kill them later on in the week once you've got some spare killing time.
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