Stratagem Diversities Of A Male Nincompoop
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There comes an atrocious moment in the life-time of every girl, a moment of frustration, hatred and boiling anger where she curses every male that was ever born, finding them all to be jerks of the highest range.
This may not pertain to the life of every girl. However, to Alisha, it is simply this and beyond. She hates the guts of every male she has ever come across; their arrogance, sarcasm, anger management issues, pride and ego; the list goes on. She has never been able to trust their species, always diverting her stance away from the proximity of a testosterone filled human-being.
Could she live a life as such, devoid any male interaction? Would one person in the least prove to be different and shed her sight away from the darkness she perceives in men? Or would that sparkling ray of hope be dashed into a mass of tiny specks beyond repair?
Come hither and read on to discover her journey in life with the belief that all guys are first-class jerks...
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