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"You're such a factionless mundane from the capital!"

"I'd rather kiss a crank"

Insults referring to books are insults that a lot of readers will probably laugh at. If you don't understand, you probably haven't read the book that it's relating to :D

99% OF THESE INSULTS ARE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT OF AND CREATED BY ME 

Please be warned that this book may contain spoilers :)

Highest Ranking: #112 in humour 

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[Not saying these to anyone, they're just made-up insults that would be funny if you understand :) All words belonging to authors (such as factionless, etc) belong fully to the authors and I own nothing]All Rights Reserved

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