The Amazing Book is Not on Fire ↠ Rants, Raves & More!

❝'i dedicate this book to myself because i wrote it.'
'dan, you can't dedicate your book to yourself.'
'why not? i don't want this to be like a boring awards show speech where i just thank people that already know how i feel about them and leave, that'd be pointless.'
'it's just a thing that you do.'
'well, maybe i don't want to do the thing, maybe i'll create my own new, better thing.'❞

in which two awkward girls share their life on the internet.