The Stripper Pharmacist (Unedited)
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  • Reads 3,533
  • Votes 87
  • Parts 13
  • Time 24m
Ongoing, First published Nov 27, 2015
I feel uneasy, like I'm being watched. I'm good though, my hittas lurking. I just hope I don't have to kill a mufucka today. 




Twenty-Three- year-old Onni King took over the streets when her father, Kasey King stepped down.  Now,her life is hectic with her love triangle and a psychotic secret admirer.
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