the funny thing about me

all of this is 100% true so if you want to laugh at all the silly things i have done, and you know you must, just take a look at this book and think 'i can't believe she could do that' but just remember this is the only book that i will let you make fun of, i have exaggerated a bit to make it better, otherwise it would be boring, really boring, but the actual part where i tell you what happened is true, I'm not lying i actually did these things, plz don't be too harsh :)