Short Skirt Safety

"Let's make a deal , if you agree I'll protect you at school and pretend to be your boyfriend"

"And what do you get"

"I get you to be my fake girlfriend for two months"

"What makes you think I need protection"

"I like to call it short skirt safety. You see when you walk down the hallway all innocent in your short skirts swaying your hips it makes guys want you. And I'm here to make sure they don't get what they want. And do you remember what happened this morning"

"It's a deal"