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Complete, First published Nov 29, 2015
Me: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book!
Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care.
Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might!
Darth Vader: Why am I here?
Me: Because I want you here!
I: Actually it would be want since you're talking about me, but I never said that I wanted him here.
You: I! Stop referring to yourself in the third person!
Yourself: She said nothing about me though...
Me: No, she said I, not me... And try were talking about you!
You: No, I was talking to yourself!
Me: As in me? Or as in you talking to yourself?
Darth Vader: (-_-) *facepalm*All Rights ReservedTable of contents
- Happy Happy Birthday!Wed, Dec 2, 2015
- Hey, Sherlock!Sat, Dec 5, 2015
- Annoying ThorinSat, Dec 5, 2015
- STAR WARS 7 IN 13 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!Sat, Dec 5, 2015
- ABCDEFGMon, Dec 7, 2015
- Do You Wanna Kill A Dragon?Thu, Dec 10, 2015
- FIVE DAYS!!!!!Sun, Dec 13, 2015
- FOUR DAYS!!!!Mon, Dec 14, 2015
- STAR WARS 7 IN THEATERS TODAY!!!!!!!!!Fri, Dec 18, 2015
- ABCD 123Mon, Dec 21, 2015
- Merry Christmas!!!!!!!Fri, Dec 25, 2015
- Star Wars: The Force AwakensSat, Dec 26, 2015
- Happy 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Fri, Jan 1, 2016
- Where is My Precious?Tue, Jan 5, 2016
- I Taste Like...Mon, Jan 25, 2016
- TAGS! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!Sat, Jan 30, 2016
- Annoying Thorin Part IISat, Feb 6, 2016
- Christian AlphabetFri, Feb 19, 2016
- Star WarsSat, Feb 27, 2016
- Star Wars... Again!Sun, Feb 28, 2016
- Star Wars Yet Again! :DSun, Feb 28, 2016
- Huh? O_O What?!Mon, Feb 29, 2016
- More Star Wars!!!!! :DTue, Mar 1, 2016
- Whaaaa..?Thu, Mar 3, 2016
- 20 Facts About Myself! ^-^Thu, Mar 24, 2016
- Cats vs DogsSat, Mar 26, 2016
- Happy Easter!!!!Sun, Mar 27, 2016
- Helloooooooooo Tags! :DSun, Apr 3, 2016
- Biblical Principles in MoviesTue, Apr 5, 2016
- Caffeine!!!Tue, Apr 12, 2016
- Must See Video!Fri, Apr 15, 2016
- Pharisees by Jonathan ThulinSun, Apr 17, 2016
- The Feels; Part 1Fri, Apr 22, 2016
- The Feels; Part 2Fri, Apr 22, 2016
- The Feels; Part 3Fri, Apr 22, 2016
- The Feels: Part 4Fri, Apr 22, 2016
- Kili Is Real!Mon, Apr 25, 2016
- Aren't I So Strange?Thu, Apr 28, 2016
- They Will BurnSat, Apr 30, 2016
- Freak Out Time! :DSat, Apr 30, 2016
- Veo Fuego (I See Fire)Sat, Apr 30, 2016
- Exciting News! :DMon, May 2, 2016
- I Have No Idea What This Title Should Be So... I LOVE LEGOLAS! XDMon, May 2, 2016
- Um........ IDK What To Title This One Either.... LolMon, May 2, 2016
- CHOCOLATE IS PRECIOUS!Wed, May 4, 2016
- CartoonsFri, May 6, 2016
- Scaring VaderMon, May 9, 2016
- Not About PancakesWed, May 11, 2016
- Hotel Transylvania 2Sun, May 15, 2016
- In Honor of my FatherWed, May 18, 2016
- I Have Mental Issues...Sun, May 22, 2016
- FanfictionSun, May 22, 2016
- DreamsTue, May 24, 2016
- Zombies in the ChurchWed, May 25, 2016
- Memory of a GoldfishThu, May 26, 2016
- SlaphappySat, May 28, 2016
- SOMEONE PLEASE BUY AN AIR CONDITIONER!!Sat, May 28, 2016
- Tags Part 1Sat, May 28, 2016
- 16 Random Facts About MeSat, May 28, 2016
- You'll Be In My HeartSat, May 28, 2016
- My Schleich Tennessee WalkersSat, May 28, 2016
- HELP US!!!!!!!Mon, May 30, 2016
- We Wants It; We Needs It!Thu, Jun 2, 2016
- Me When We're Out Of Chocolate Milk:Thu, Jun 2, 2016
- More Tags! :DSun, Jun 5, 2016
- Only HopeMon, Jun 6, 2016
- Only Hope by SwitchfootMon, Jun 6, 2016
- CHOCOLATE MILK!!!!!!!Tue, Jun 7, 2016
- LolTue, Jun 7, 2016
- EEEEEK!Thu, Jun 9, 2016
- !sdrawkcaBFri, Jun 10, 2016
- Dogs Bark the Imperial March!Fri, Jun 10, 2016
- Cats Meow the Imperial MarchFri, Jun 10, 2016
- I'M DYING! XDThu, Jun 23, 2016
- BANANA!Thu, Jun 23, 2016
- Random List Thing! Part OneFri, Jul 1, 2016
- Random List Thing! Part TwoFri, Jul 1, 2016
- Star Wars Random ListFri, Jul 1, 2016
- Prayer Request!Wed, Jul 6, 2016
- Tagging Friends! <3Sat, Jul 9, 2016
- QuenderinSat, Jul 9, 2016
- The Tagging WarsSun, Jul 10, 2016
- 1K COMMENTS!!!Mon, Jul 11, 2016
- My CatMon, Jul 11, 2016
- Gandalf AND Yoda! :DMon, Jul 11, 2016
- Yoda vs. Balrog!Mon, Jul 11, 2016
- Mind BlowingTue, Jul 12, 2016
- This Is Awesome!Wed, Jul 13, 2016
- 4-4-11-1-10Thu, Jul 14, 2016
- Doctor Who CompanionsThu, Jul 14, 2016
- My Brain Is StrangeSat, Jul 23, 2016
- The WattysSat, Jul 23, 2016
- The Wattys: AgainSat, Jul 23, 2016
- Hello!Tue, Jul 26, 2016
- OH MY GOOD GRAVY!Wed, Jul 27, 2016
- YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!Fri, Jul 29, 2016
- Dalek in a CakeFri, Jul 29, 2016
- DYING OF THE FEELZ! D':Sat, Jul 30, 2016
- Say Geronimo!Sat, Jul 30, 2016
- The Doctor Who Quote SongSat, Jul 30, 2016
- Doctor Who & Chocolate MilkSat, Jul 30, 2016
- *Screams*Mon, Aug 1, 2016
- There's A Small Fly On My Screen...Mon, Aug 1, 2016
- Fantastic!Tue, Aug 2, 2016
- DarkTue, Aug 2, 2016
- The Fourth WallTue, Aug 2, 2016
- FLY YOU FOOLS!Tue, Aug 2, 2016
- Hehehe...Fri, Aug 5, 2016
- This Quiz Must Be Psychic...Fri, Aug 5, 2016
- Let's Go!Sat, Aug 6, 2016
- Beauty and the BeastMon, Aug 8, 2016
- My Lord of the Rings & Hobbit MedleyTue, Aug 9, 2016
- StuffSat, Aug 13, 2016
- I AM FREAKING OUT!Sun, Aug 14, 2016
- Awesome LOTR/TH Medley!Mon, Aug 15, 2016
- AAAAGH!Mon, Aug 15, 2016
- Special GuestWed, Aug 17, 2016
- Very Bad NewsFri, Aug 19, 2016
- Very Good NewsFri, Aug 19, 2016
- My Freaky Dream! O_OTue, Aug 23, 2016
- My BrothersTue, Aug 30, 2016
- Whiskers Are Sharp!Fri, Sep 9, 2016
- Emoji PillowWed, Sep 14, 2016
- WHY!!!???Sun, Sep 18, 2016
- This is AWESOME!Sun, Sep 18, 2016
- Aragorn vs OrcsSun, Sep 18, 2016
- Fabulous!Sun, Sep 18, 2016
- I <3 <3 Doctor WhoSun, Sep 18, 2016
- Which One Are You?Sun, Sep 18, 2016
- Something Unexpected Part ITue, Sep 20, 2016
- Something Unexpected Part I I/IIWed, Sep 21, 2016
- Something Unexpected Part IIWed, Sep 21, 2016
- Something Unexpected Part IIIWed, Sep 21, 2016
- Life Is But A DreamFri, Sep 23, 2016
- The Girl in the FireplaceWed, Sep 28, 2016
- An Hour To Watch Half An HourThu, Sep 29, 2016
- Book Cover OptionsThu, Oct 6, 2016
- More Cover OptionsWed, Oct 12, 2016
- TAG! YOU'RE IT!!!Wed, Oct 12, 2016
- TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! (Part 2)Fri, Oct 21, 2016
- Secret IdentityFri, Oct 21, 2016
- Google It!Fri, Oct 28, 2016
- Darth Vader And DeathFri, Nov 18, 2016
- LALALALAAAA!!! Random! :DSat, Nov 19, 2016
- My Fantastic Doctor Who Poster! <3 <3Sat, Nov 26, 2016
- Fangirl Alert!Sun, Nov 27, 2016
- Um... Hmm... What To Title This Taggy Chapter...Sun, Nov 27, 2016
- UnknownSun, Nov 27, 2016
- Oh No! I'm Running Out Of Titles!Sun, Nov 27, 2016
- Star Wars AND Skillet! :DMon, Nov 28, 2016
- Phantom of the Opera MedleyMon, Nov 28, 2016
- Once Upon A Time There Was A Giant Spider That Attacked New YorkTue, Nov 29, 2016
- My Star Wars RP Character Does A TagTue, Nov 29, 2016
- Feliz Cumpleaños!Wed, Nov 30, 2016
- BooksSun, Dec 4, 2016
- Questions and Answers and More Questions!Sun, Dec 4, 2016
- My UsernameMon, Dec 5, 2016
- Tagtagtagtagtagitytagtag!Thu, Dec 15, 2016
- Very Very Bad NewsMon, Dec 19, 2016
- Quotev Phantom of the Opera Quiz ResultsThu, Dec 29, 2016
- My Cat With A MustacheWed, Jan 4, 2017
- Jingle Bells Parody!!! :DFri, Jan 6, 2017
- My Favorite Character TagSat, Jan 7, 2017
- Languages! :DSat, Jan 14, 2017
- Chocolate, Tags, Darthy; The Usual...Sun, Jan 15, 2017
- What's In Your Wattpad Library?Sun, Jan 22, 2017
- A Bunch Of Random NothingnessTue, Feb 7, 2017
- Fandom Tag!! <3 <3Mon, Feb 13, 2017
- Journey to the Center of the BrainThu, Feb 16, 2017
- *Sing-Song* Another Tag!!Mon, Feb 20, 2017
- My Sad Life Of Lonely BorednessMon, Feb 27, 2017
- AAAAWWW!!!Wed, Mar 1, 2017
- I'M SO HAPPY!!!! ¡¡¡¡ESTOY MUY FELIZ!!!!Thu, Mar 2, 2017
- JealousyFri, Mar 31, 2017
- FANTABULOUSSNESSSun, Mar 12, 2017
- UGH!Mon, Apr 3, 2017
- The Broken BunnyMon, Apr 10, 2017
- Someone Worth Dying ForTue, Apr 18, 2017
- For DiamondSun, Apr 30, 2017
- A Million Tags: Part 1Fri, May 5, 2017
- The Bounty For LoveSun, Jun 18, 2017
- BoooorrrrrrrredddddTue, Jul 4, 2017
- EmotionsTue, Jul 4, 2017
- How Far I'll Go CoverTue, Jul 4, 2017
- CRAZY!!!!!!Tue, Jul 4, 2017
- Fireflies By Owl CityTue, Jul 18, 2017
- DEAF SINGER WHO SOUNDS AMAZINGTue, Jul 18, 2017
- Letter To DiamondFri, Aug 4, 2017
- UGH I AM SO BOREDFri, Aug 4, 2017
- FANTASTIC NEWS!!!Fri, Aug 25, 2017
- Tim Hawkins On Strange LaughterWed, Aug 30, 2017
- Why Do I Do This???Fri, Sep 1, 2017
- This Is Sad Too....But The Good KindFri, Sep 1, 2017
- Legoless LegolasFri, Sep 8, 2017
- Victory!Tue, Sep 26, 2017
- Lullaby For A PrincessTue, Oct 3, 2017
- Life Is But A Dream 2Thu, Oct 5, 2017
- I Feel Better NowSun, Oct 15, 2017
- GUYS GUYS GUYS! GUESS WHAT!!!??? I HAVE A PROBLEM!!!!!!Sun, Oct 15, 2017
- EVEN IF YOU HATE DISNEY YOU MUST SEE THIS!!! I AM 100% SERIOUS!!!!Sun, Oct 15, 2017
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