My Awesome Book Of Randomness & Complete Craziness 1

Me: Suilad mellyn, and welcome to my random book!

Darth Vader: I'm sure they don't care.

Me: *shrugs* I suppose some don't, but others might!

Darth Vader: Why am I here?

Me: Because I want you here!

I: Actually it would be want since you're talking about me, but I never said that I wanted him here.

You: I! Stop referring to yourself in the third person!

Yourself: She said nothing about me though...

Me: No, she said I, not me... And try were talking about you!

You: No, I was talking to yourself!

Me: As in me? Or as in you talking to yourself?

Darth Vader: (-_-) *facepalm*