Dear Loser

04/16/2014

Dear Diary,

You're really stupid. Seriously what's your purpose? I don't need to write my "feelings" in some fucking book to feel better. You're just a waste of trees. I sound like such a pussy right now. "Dear Diary"? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with me? If I have to write in this damn book I might as well come up with something less stupid than "Dear Diary". I'm gonna start calling you Loser. Yeah I know. I'm sooo creative aren't I (If you're not stupid you'll realize that was sarcasm)? Ugh I'm officially insane. I'm talking to a book.

Anyways let's try this again:

Dear Loser,

I'm being forced to write in you or I'm gonna be sent back to therapy. That was the deal. If I write in you a bit every day I won't be forced to go back to a shrink. They can't read what I write in you anyways. That was the other part of the deal. So I could call everyone retarded bastards that deserve to go to hell and nobody would care. Or know. Same difference. I think that's enough to keep me away from that shrink, at least for today.

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Follow this crazy kid as he tries to survive the ups and downs of life, and join him on a journey of discovery of the good, the bad and everything in between.

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Hey guys!

I'm glad you decided to check this book out. I know the summary needs work (I did it a while ago) but if you continue to read this book, I promise you won't regret it. As of now I'm not sure which of my books I will write now and which I shall do later, so just leave a comment on the ones that you want to read.

Constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. Hate is not.

Love you guys

~Stardust