Soup

"Hello Internet! So today I want to talk to you about a problem I often have in my life that I believe a lot of people will either really really agree with or unsubscribe from me over. And that problem is-"
Dan is interrupted as he feels a tranquilizer stab into his neck. "What the hell how did you get into my room wffjff-" He blurts out as he collapses.
A figure appears on the camera viewfinder with a black mask on, dressed in a suit with a Danosaur t-shirt squeezed over the suit.
We see Dan being lifted into a van and the doors slammed shut. The unknown figure drives to a private location, a barn, taking Dan out of the back of the van and placing him on a stack of hay bales. He is strapped to the hay bales with a tight rope from behind and is also sitting on one with his legs tied too while blind folded. He cannot escape.
A couple minutes pass and he begins to wake up feeling dazed and confused. "Where the fuffffff-" He cries out.
The figure in the suit throws pre-prepared boiling hot soup all over Dan, making him shudder in pain. "What is th--- Are you fucking kidding me? These are my favourite jeans" Dan whines.
The blindfold is removed from Dan and thrown across the barn.
Dan looks down to see himself covered in the soup and it begins to burn more now that he knows what it is. Tears are streaming down his face. "What do you want? Who the fuck are you? I have money. Do you want money????? What do you want???" Dan is agitated.
The figure begins to take off their mask revealing their face. "Phil?????? Wait....."
The figure has short brown hair, very similar to Dans, so it cannot be Phil, he thinks.
The mask is completely removed. Emma Blackery.
"What... the"
"Hey Dan! Whats up?!" She smiles. "So anyway did you see my comment? The one with the more accurate time codes, dude? Mmmm, I'm sure you did, it's at the top?"
Dan stares into the distance like he is on The Office.

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