Dear mommy and daddy, I hope y'all are doing real well. I'm really sorry for stabbing you in the neck. I meant to do it, but I'm sorry I got blood on my new pyjamas. I really liked those pyjamas. Anyways, I just wanted to say hi! I hope the maggots are eating out your eyes and that the beetles have found a home under ya' skin. I don't miss you. Love, Harley Anne Jack -- Severe warning: violence, drug use, adult scenes, language, conflicting scenes. Overall, don't read if not over 16. Seriously, this book will fuck you up.