Yo mama jokes
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Last published Sat, Dec 5, 2015
Are you looking for some up mama jokes? Then look no further, here are a lot of them. I'm not sure how much I'm gonna put but I will put as many as I can.
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These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :DComplete
MY POSSESSIVE HEARTBEAT 🖤🖤
hey sweethearts so I'm starting this dark mafia story again....so each and every information about the story will be mentioned in the introduction part.... let's go.... taekook forever and ever ❤️💜💚.....
ONE+ONE=1(taekook,namjin,yoonmin,hobijihoon,)❤️❤️
hey my little bunnies so here is my book one+one=1 family drama.... the total information about the story will be mentioned in the introduction part.... please check it out.... let's go.... taekook forever and ever ❤️❤️
RIVALS!!??? ( TAEKOOK)
A story where Kim Taehyung and Jeon Jungkook are both Mafias... Kim Taehyung is a cold hearted, ruthless and fearful mafia who scares the shit out of people...always does one night stands but doesn't gets into any relationship ... Jeon Jungkook is also a very famous, cold and rude mafia with a handsome face and a great body...always up for a good fuck (if you know what I mean😏)and fears no one ... People are scared to even call their names ... And most interestingly they both are RIVALS!!! But what will happen if they meet and become enemies with benefits??...what can go wrong?? will they only be in such kind of relationship??or will they start to grow feelings for each other ?? READ THE BOOK TO FIND OUT ... SO THIS IS MY 1st BOOK ... AND I REALLY HOPE FHAT YOU GUYS WILL LIKE THE STORY .. WARNINGS 🚫 *MATURE LANGUAGE *CURSING *ANGST *SMUT ???MAYBE/MAYBE NOT *FLUFFS This book is completely my imagination and does not include any real content ...so plz don't get uncomfortable with it ... coz this book is not meant to defame any idols ... Top Tae Bottom Kook #taekook#vkook#cute#tae#kook#bts #bangtansonyeondan#jeonjungkook#kimtaehyung#rivals#wattpadComplete
Ruin Your Childhood //Completed//
Think your childhood was great? Think it was perfect and filled with great shows? Sorry, that's why I'm here. To ruin all of those good memories of tv shows. :3 #sorrynotsorry Read at your own cost! xx // Disclaimer- Not all mine, I just do the research //Complete
Know Me If You Can - A Taekook Love Story
"You should be careful, love. If I can find out about you, so can they." "I'm sorry, but I don't take advices from c*** s****." "Why don't you come see me tonight. Although Jay will probably kill us both if we get caught, I think I can make an exception for you." "I think I'll pass. Man w***** are not really my type." A sassy beauty and a seemingly sex toy, kept purely for the satisfaction of a ruthless and psychopathic mafia boss. A simple man, driven mad by the betrayal of his loved one, unwittingly caught up with the devil's attention. Or ... they might be someone totally different. Nothing will be what it seem and you better keep your eyes wide open, if you want to survive. Two people, who have their paths crossed with each other .... but is it for better or worse?? Only time will tell.. Republished on 16/10/2023. Hope third time is the charm..☺️☺️ A/N - story line is all mine. Apologies if any resemblance to another story. Photo credit to rightful owners. Cover done by @-bts7sins- ❤ All the names and events are purely fiction. No disrespect meant for anyone. This book is set in the mafia world and contains usual triggering subject such as ~~Blood ~~Fights ~~Detailed scenes of torture ~~Psychotic behavior of the villain. ~~Degrading language ~~Non-con scenes (not explicit and only in relation to the villain) ~~Murder (Not gorified) ~~Drug Use. ~~Explicit scenes 🔥 The villain in the story is a psychopath. All the scenes with triggering contents will be marked with ❌❌❌❌ Even though there is quiet a bit of these psychotic behaviour, it's not from our beloved taekook. I will give as little details as possible but kindly refrain from reading if it's not your cup of tea. This story will have mature themes. So read at your own risk. You've been warned. Happy reading. 💜💜Complete
||The Mafia Devil (KTH FF)||
Taehyung: What a beautiful mess. He smirked. Y/n: Taehyung leave me please. He ignored her and started to suck her b**bs. Y/n was moaning mess. He bite her ni*ples. Y/n: Ahh Ahh..t..tae..l..leave m..me.pls. Than he bite her earlobe and said. Taehyung: First pleasure your husband baby than I will leave you. Y/n: T..Taehyung pls I am sorry leave me. Taehyung: DO AS I SAY...Open my shirt. Y/n: WTF. Taehyung: I SAID DO AS I SAY Y/N IF YOU TRIED TO DISOBAY ME THAN I AM GOONA KILL YOUR SO CALLED MOTHER. She extended her hands towards his shirt and slowly opened it Y/n started staring at his abs. Taehyung: This is all yours baby. He took her hands and made her touch his abs. Y/n mind: WTF..why is he doing this..? Y/n Immediately took her hands off from his abs. Y/n: Please leave me tae..pls Some tears formed in her eyes. Taehyung looked at her for some seconds and than Said. •.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.• this is a mature and 18+ ff so read this on your own risk!! bestie's I made this ff on my imagination so pls don't take it seriously so let's go.....to read i wish you all love this ff 😊💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜 And my bestie @_uni_ty008 She made a cover and banners for my story you can also check out her shop..thank you..💜Complete
Destructive Love Or Desire ||KTH FF 21+
Taehyung-Let another man touch you and I'll fvck you on the top of his grave. Yn-No matter how far I run or how well I hide.He will flip the world upside down Just to find me Taehyung-You are my dirty little whore and I'm your master.... Yn-I hate you.... Taehyung-I know you hate me and I don't fucking care about it..because I hate you more than anything in this world Taehyung-Cazoo...Fvck...Beg...beg for it "Venom" Yn-Please.... Taehyung- What we are doing is sick but no one else touch you like me... @Mature content @All right ReserveComplete
TOGETHER FOREVER (COMPLETED ❤️❤️)
hey my little bunny babies....all the information about the story will be mentioned in the introduction part.... I hope you all enjoy it.... love you all so much 😘😘😘 taekook forever and ever ❤️❤️❤️❤️Complete
Deadly Obsession | Taekook✅
"L-let me go... P-Please' "No, I can't...!" "You are my need taehyung..." "And my need for you overrides my desire for sanity!" .............. What will happen to taehyung when he falls into the deep dark hollow of obsession, desire and lust... A hollow where there is nothing but darkness... A hollow from where it's impossible to escape, he left with no choice but to accept his fate. -------------- How taehyung end up in this misery? Find out with me!!! ⬆️top kook ⬇️ bottom tae *Cover by @milfkth * 🚫No plagiarism🚫Complete
These are just some quotes! They vary from wise to hilarious to lovely to extremely accurate. So give it a read and laugh for hours! :D
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