Code Of Class Law: It Shall Never Be(Episode One)

What would life be like if every little thing happening in your class was brought into court?
Allow Sabrina(a human with apparent identity crisis(thinks she's a unicorn)) and Jacob(the crazy-formal dude and frenemy of Sabrina) to be your guides. These two morons/idiots/anything you want to call them will provide you a sucky and completely free commentry throughout everything.
A criminal lawyer and DSP. A truly different love story. A receipe fpr disaster, carrots, and shit to happen.
Jacob and Sabrina welcome you.

NOTE: SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE TRUE AS OF IN REAL COURT. IDEA FROM THE DRAMA CODE OF LAW.
ALSO, DO NOT TAKE IT AS I WRITE IN THIS STYLE USUALLY.