The Eisenstein's Guide to Physically Nothing
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Welcome to the EGtPN. Hopwfully you don't go insane from reading this absolutely insane/crazy/jewish/dinosaur/taco of a story. ~ Bi g Booty Gal. Bi g Booty Gal helped me start my story and may i introduce myself? No? FINE THEN! BE LIKE DATTz! You're sorry? Ok i forgive you for now : ). I'm a really crazy weirdo humanpeople thingy bobber. Yup im not a space cat, Im a homane. I've been to jail .33333 (repeating) times and there will be loads of gramatical errors in this (if you didn't notice). This story thingy will be an insane rollararararaer cosatererer of insanity. I hope you have fun and thanks for reading!
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