The lost Isle of Pantheon

"We've been here stranded fer two months now Patt. How about you an me come up with an escape route from this blumin, bloody island?" "First off Gerry we have only been here foor twoo weeks and second this place is nice. Yoor just angry about yesterday yoo jolly old faminn face." The scraggly jackrabbit looked cross-eyed at the snow white owl with common sense, then retorted. "Well, its feelin like a blumin two months wot wot!! An wots better is that honey accident an humidity is makin my fur clump!"

Ok, just you guys know, there are accents that make it hard to read from what I hear. So If you come across anything of the sort add a comment where you don't understand and I'll fix it right up! Thanks!
My appreciation goes out to my friends that have given me my inspiration to write a book.
Mostly because I don't want to be shown up... :P