Le book Of RAnDoM

"No one can be just like me anyway!"

"Missing unicorn: if you see it, you're probably high."

"My ceiling fan has three settings: 'barely moving', 'kinda feels like it's working', and 'it's gonna fly off the ceiling and kill someone in a freak ceiling fan accident.'

"Luke, I am your father.... Oh, wait, Luke Castellan? Sorry, wrong fandom."

"It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

"I know a duck when I see one, bitch."

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

"HERE WE GO ITS THE LEAN GREEN NINJA TEAM, ON THE SCENE COOL TEENS DOIN' NINJA THANGS!!"

If all that didn't explain what this book will be about, I don't know what will.