yes homo howell
PhilandDamn
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  • Reads 175
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  • Parts 8
  • Time 12m
PhilandDamn
Ongoing, First published Dec 04, 2015
Mature
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(This Dan seenging not me ok)

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When I walk on bye 
Film be eating some pie
Something something so.etching something
Something about my leather shirt 
Boy look at my Pokémon card 
Boy look at my Pokémon cards
Boy look at my Pokémon card
I-I I don't work out *Sobs*

Don't look at my body 
(Ew)
Don't look at my body 
(Ew)
Don't look at my body
(Ew)
Don't look at my body 
I I I don't work out *Sobs*
When I walk into my flat
This is what I see
All the llama stop an staring and at me 
I got ribena in my hands and I ain't afraid to drink it( drink it ) (drink it)
I'm Gay (for Philip) and I know it)
I'm gay and I know it 
When I'm at the mall
I lie down on the escalators because I realize I'm gay for Phil and I know this doesn't rhyme but its true and I know it 

When I'm at the beach some twat sits down right next to me 

Something 
Something so.etching 
So.etching 
Something

Dils getting all the girls
(Cries)
And I am not
(Why)
Because I'm gay for Philip and I know it
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