Percy Jackson Funny Quotes And Jokes
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Most of the quotes I'll put out will be from two books I own:
Percy Jackson: Titan's Curse
And
Percy Jackson: The last Olympian.
Most of the Jokes I upload are NOT mine. I found some of them on Google+.
There will be more Jokes than Quotes, guys.
PS: Sadly, I don't own Percy Jackson. Only the troll, Rick Riordan does,lol.
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