My mate's an alien

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People, I do not remember a wall being in front of my locker, and fudge, the wall shocked me with electricity, damn you wall. I glare at it in my head.

Not knowing exactly what I was doing my hand shot outward, and I ended up karate-chopping the wall, it felt like a neck. Hmmm, unusual. I do not remember walls having necks. This must mean one thing, I just karate chopped an alien! What do I do, I am too young to get brainwashed and cloned.

Although I am just so fabulous, you just have to have a clone of me, but back to the point, it scares the poop out of me. Huh, I should totally think of this the next time I am constipated, that is if I come out alive.
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Blake was just an average girl. Well...that's what she thought until a certain electric pole came into her life and flipped her world upside down. All it took was one run in and the mundane life she had was never same. I mean what is a sarcastic witty girl supposed to do when she gets electrocuted. Join her on a journey filled with laughter, sarcasm, tears, confusion, and a whole of electric touches.