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Fortune Cookie

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'You are gonna die, good luck virgin. LOL'
Bob stared at the piece of paper inside the broken fortune cookie.
" This is so damn cliche..."
Real description:  Bob. A totally ordinary guy with a completely ordinary name and living a completely ordinary life, is gonna die, real soon. Why? Cause his dad is a top shot mass murderer.All Rights Reserved

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Intro: Just an ordinary dude
Sat, Dec 5, 2015

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Intro: Just an ordinary dude
Sat, Dec 5, 2015

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