Guide to Sliding by High School

After quietly observing the strange specimens called teenagers, in their involuntary habitat, I compiled some tips and tricks on surviving hell, I mean high school. Since elementary and middle schools do such a terrible job in preparing students for secondary school, I decided to spread some of my wisdom. This will have some actual useful information and life-changing guidance, with wits and giggles sprinkled into the mix, because high school is extremely depressing. Written by that person whose in every single one of your classes, but you still do not know exists, this book contains mediocre insight. I highly suggest you to read it! Or not. I don't know if I would trust my own advice because I am currently dying. My lifespan is literally decreasing by twenty years everyday at school.