Beatrice Doesn't Go to The Gym
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  • Reads 412
  • Votes 11
  • Parts 12
  • Time 2h 22m
Ongoing, First published Dec 06, 2015
Beatrice life is quite literally headed for the dogs.

What, with her failing dog business the statements been taken to another level.

 It doesn't help that her health guru of a best friend seems on bent putting an end to her rapidly growing weight and addictive eating habits which she has no time to fix. 
 
Between trying to finish her self proclaimed epic mystery novel and solving the case of Mavis Moons exercise cult. (If Mavis Moon doesn't put an end to her first.) Not to mention her neighbors distractingly attractive nephew Ash (Ketchum as she prefers) who seems to be right on her tale on The Mavis case. 

Yep, Beatrice's life is most definitely going to the dogs.
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"Bea," Olly's smooth hand caressed my cheek as I laid with my eyes closed, pretending to be asleep. "You're so cute when you're pretending to sleep." I laughed and snapped my eyes open to meet his. "You know, Beatrice Case," Olly began. "The internet is not a scary place. The internet is not filled with bad people like paedophiles or identity stealers. The internet is full with social media and sites where you can be yourself. The internet is not a competition to be the perfect weight, or have the most perfect smile. The internet is a place for friendship, and occasionally, people like me find their own Beatrice Case." Beatrice Case is a social media addicted teenager. You'll always find her at her laptop at home, or tapping away instead of communicating or doing everyday activities. Procrastination is the only thing she's good at, accept typing with her eyes closed. Bea has never really fit in at school, with her "olden day" name, low self esteem, small house and unique fashion sense, the total opposite to what you'd find in an average high school in Indianapolis. But Beatrice soon begins to find opposites do attract, and not by looks - but by country.