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Why Stormtroopers always miss( and die)

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It has been a hallowed question that had been lingering on since 1979:  Why are stormtroopers such bad shots? It seems that the only things that they can hit are the rebel soldiers( who have slightly better aim) in the beginning of episode 4 and the walls of their own ships! This book attempts to explain the possible reasons of why the stormtroopers are such lousy shots! (if you have any theories, let me know)All Rights Reserved

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